Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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