We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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