He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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