what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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