just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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