Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
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