I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
there is puke in my bra ... again
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Randomize
