He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
