i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
