In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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