when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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