but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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