Jerry, you need to find god
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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