I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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