Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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