Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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