hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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