i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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