She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
