why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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