I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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