In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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