Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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