Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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