Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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