: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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