allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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