YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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