Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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