i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
