so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I look better un-naked...
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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