We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
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