Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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