I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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