Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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