No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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