did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I think my moral compass just broke
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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