Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Panties = found
Randomize
