Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
worst night to have a conscience
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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