I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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