I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
