I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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