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The maid of honor just puked.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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