Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
How's work?
Spinning.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize