i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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