bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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