I'm drive I can fine osifer
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
