He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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