But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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