How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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