Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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