Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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