So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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