told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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