Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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