it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
